Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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