This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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