Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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