No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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