i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
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