what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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