Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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