How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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