Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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