gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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