Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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