She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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