I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
you had me at cake vodka
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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