I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Use "feeling words"
Yay
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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