In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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