we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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