wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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