I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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