So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
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