hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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