One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Your dad touched me again.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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