He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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