batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
