I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Less talking, more tequila
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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