apparently the secret to your success is patron
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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