I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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