Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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