the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
The struggles of a small town man whore
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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