Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Randomize
