You made me cry and you don't even care
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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