Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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