the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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