I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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