Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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