Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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