me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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