hows the party?
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be there in 10
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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