Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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