Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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