so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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