I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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