is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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