I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
