Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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