i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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