I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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