Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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