Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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