so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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