Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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