Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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