i don't like sucking hair
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Come see our sink grown plant.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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