I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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