on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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